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Old 07-27-2010, 02:31 AM   #16
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Uh, why would you make a PHP application to set up your database when you can just import and export database schemas?

Instead of setting up your gay installer I just need two lines in a terminal and FTP.

This is what I think your code is:
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Well I guess it depends on how the installer works? sdlvx is right it may be easier to export the whole structure of the db... I may end up doing that.
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first off, i'd like to start by saing, i've been busy lately, i haven't had time for you kiddies, because some people are moving into there own houses at 18 unlike the rest of you failures.


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you're so raging right now


you also blow at php, lets get with the new situation 5.3.3 is released why u using 4 tags??

your script is an installer when anybody make one, so therefore you are failure.
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oh yeah i'm raging LOL

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don't care to use _oop

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anybody make one? you mean anybody can make one? if not, elaborate more, otherwise...

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yeah, i'd like to see your grandma make one...lol

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Uh, why would you make a PHP application to set up your database when you can just import and export database schemas?

Instead of setting up your gay installer I just need two lines in a terminal and FTP.

This is what I think your code is:
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i'm lazy and dont like setting up databases 5,000 times, when i can just use an installer

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that is awesome for you, dont care what you need

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this is what i think of what you think


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first off, i'd like to start by saing, i've been busy lately, i haven't had time for you kiddies, because some people are moving into there own houses at 18 unlike the rest of you failures.




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oh yeah i'm raging LOL

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don't care to use _oop

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anybody make one? you mean anybody can make one? if not, elaborate more, otherwise...

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yeah, i'd like to see your grandma make one...lol

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i'm lazy and dont like setting up databases 5,000 times, when i can just use an installer

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that is awesome for you, dont care what you need

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this is what i think of what you think

TRANSLATION:
I've been offline because the forklift to pull my ass out of bed malfunctioned,
So I had several doctors lift me to a room with a large enough opening for me to roll myself out of the doorway.
They installed a computer for me to access much easier.
I still fail at coding and think I am truly elite.
I try to question your intelligence and use jokes from 1973 to put you all down.
I'm fat and can't get my fingers to type anything out so I have people make installers for me so i can just double click a few times.

that's the gist of it...
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first off, i'd like to start by saing, i've been busy lately, i haven't had time for you kiddies, because some people are moving into there own houses at 18 unlike the rest of you failures.
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oh yeah i'm raging LOL

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don't care to use _oop

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anybody make one? you mean anybody can make one? if not, elaborate more, otherwise...

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yeah, i'd like to see your grandma make one...lol
Im pretty confident my grandmother can make a better application than you in any programming language desired.

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oh btw I'm not 18, and I'm pretty sure being kicked out for eating all your parents food (and this time it's not just an exaggeration) isnt moving out, homeless shelters only keep you for so long.

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I've been offline because the forklift to pull my ass out of bed malfunctioned,
So I had several doctors lift me to a room with a large enough opening for me to roll myself out of the doorway.
They installed a computer for me to access much easier.
I still fail at coding and think I am truly elite.
I try to question your intelligence and use jokes from 1973 to put you all down.
I'm fat and can't get my fingers to type anything out so I have people make installers for me so i can just double click a few times.

that's the gist of it...
TRANSLATION:
I'm gay and can't do anything, I'm the most worthless sack of shit in the world. I should hang myself because not even my mommy loves me, I am a stupid christian because I don't know the truth and people in 1,000 years will be looking back at people like me calling me very stupid. But, I think I am the most elitest person in the world, because all I know is how to post on a forum and sign onto aim.

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Im pretty confident my grandmother can make a better application than you in any programming language desired.

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oh btw I'm not 18, and I'm pretty sure being kicked out for eating all your parents food (and this time it's not just an exaggeration) isnt moving out, homeless shelters only keep you for so long.

If I do recall myself, you were begging me awhile back when I was on aim and you were on 'athing' for some of my programs that I had created. Lets see you create anything equal or greater than what I have accomplished in the last year, I want to see your Android applications.

Oh yes, you're like 50 and living with your parents
... sad case.

Your insults may stop now if you don't mind, you'll never amount to me, maybe 3-4 people here will, and that is definitely not you, panzer, or any of you other joe blows that have shit for brains.
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LOL

begging for your aim programs? That's fucking HILARIOUS. Your programs are so shitty I can go ask bigtjman1234 and ask him who the worst aim programmer is and he'd tell me "some fatass dude named kane"

seriousbiz.

also im 15 and living with my parents, damn im fucking BROKE!


Android applications? Android applications are built off of the same material used in Java, and Im pretty sure last time I checked Javas not too difficult, your brain framework is null
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begging for your aim programs? That's fucking HILARIOUS. Your programs are so shitty I can go ask bigtjman1234 and ask him who the worst aim programmer is and he'd tell me "some fatass dude named kane"

seriousbiz.

also im 15 and living with my parents, damn im fucking BROKE!


Android applications? Android applications are built off of the same material used in Java, and Im pretty sure last time I checked Javas not too difficult, your brain framework is null
dont act like you didn't used to beg me for shit, just cus u wanna be c001 on a queer forum.

oh i'm the worst programmer, lets see your code man.

lets see you make an android application that matches upto mine... you can't.

end of story you fail.

now quit replying to me, if you have no interest in what i post. faggot fuck.

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Conversation with sctt on Mon 02 Aug 2010 05:42:39 PM PDT:
(05:42:49 PM) kanex: did eagle "athing" used to beg me for my programs?


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I'm gay and can't do anything, I'm the most worthless sack of shit in the world. I should hang myself because not even my mommy loves me, I am a stupid christian because I don't know the truth and people in 1,000 years will be looking back at people like me calling me very stupid. But, I think I am the most elitest person in the world, because all I know is how to post on a forum and sign onto aim.



If I do recall myself, you were begging me awhile back when I was on aim and you were on 'athing' for some of my programs that I had created. Lets see you create anything equal or greater than what I have accomplished in the last year, I want to see your Android applications.

Oh yes, you're like 50 and living with your parents
... sad case.

Your insults may stop now if you don't mind, you'll never amount to me, maybe 3-4 people here will, and that is definitely not you, panzer, or any of you other joe blows that have shit for brains.
1. you translated my translation of you so you ended up calling...
yourself gay and such with the rest of that emorant.
2. you're assuming that you have anything to amount up to other than your body mass.

you've just failed so bad that you've stooped to Magik status... congratulations you're now another sad emofuckboy that cries on the forums... a round of applause everyone -slowclap-
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1. you translated my translation of you so you ended up calling...
yourself gay and such with the rest of that emorant.
2. you're assuming that you have anything to amount up to other than your body mass.

you've just failed so bad that you've stooped to Magik status... congratulations you're now another sad emofuckboy that cries on the forums... a round of applause everyone -slowclap-
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1) you're an idiot, i didn't quote myself in your post, i quoted your faggotry in the post.

2) i already am amounted to being better than you will ever be in your entire life.

oh man i fail on an aim forum! oh man! whatever shall i do!!!?!?

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lol youre such a faggot for even trying to post that i fail on aim, you fail life

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end of story, now quit posting in topics that you don't even know anything about e.g. PHP, MySQL

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also,

if you were such a great person post your accomplishments

things that don't count that everyone knows you've done:

sucked 100+ cocks
been a cock cum-dumpster for 8+ years of your life
been beaten up in high school 'cus kids don't like you having a pussy between your legs saying "can i suck your dick??"
been fucked in the ass numerous of times by numerous amounts of men
couldn't get in the army or any military service for awhile because you're gay
moved to san francisco to live on "castro street" on the corner of castro & market street
there's more that's just a few of your major accomplishments

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Code? I don't waste my time writing programs for AIM, seriously man? I highly doubt you're going to get a career writing programs with Visual Basic 6, sorry.

Also, I'll take the word of scott any day L@L.

Android applications? I bet you use one of app builders written in java?
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Code? I don't waste my time writing programs for AIM, seriously man? I highly doubt you're going to get a career writing programs with Visual Basic 6, sorry.

Also, I'll take the word of scott any day L@L.

Android applications? I bet you use one of app builders written in java?
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"Code" isn't classified to only writing programs for aim, you numbskull, it also doesn't only classify writing applications in visual basic 6, you dunderhead.

there is so many applications that you can write out there, obviously you wouldn't know that though because you don't know anything besides how to use cerjam.net, aim, and turn on windows.

lol my mom is smarter than you, with computers at least she knows how to play farmville.

hey, scott remembers you begging me for shit in chats, and you getting mad because id say no..lol i don't know what you're L@L'ing at because you're the biggest joke here.

oh i use an app builder, oh lets see you code a full android app before you start talking shit, till then fuck off you numbskull.

anyway, if you guys want to use this, then use it, otherwise fuck off, because i'm done posting in this thread.
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